Step 5: Final Assemblage

After weeks of disassembling the toaster into its constituent parts, it's finally time to reassemble the beast. Don't worry, it's not as hard as it sounds... mostly.

Step 6: Testing (because who needs electricity?)

Tools Required:

1. A screwdriver with a lot of torque.

2. A can of WD-40 (just in case things get hairy).

3. A fire extinguisher (just kidding, that's not actually necessary).

4. A strong stomach (for the impending existential dread).