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Toaster-mic Disaster Insurance FAQ

Q: My toaster-mic exploded, can I get insurance?

A: Sadly, our toaster-mic explosion policy only covers certain types of explosions, and yours was deemed an "unforeseen toaster-mic singularity" and is therefore not covered.

Q: What is a toaster-mic singularity?

A: It's a rare, unexplained phenomenon where the toaster-mic becomes sentient, takes a life of its own, and starts spewing out an endless stream of actual fire and brimstone.

Q: Can I claim a toaster-mic singularity as a tax deduction?