Warning: Toaster Oven of Doom 9000

Caused by a series of unfortunate events

A toaster oven, once a humble kitchen appliance, has turned against us. Its heating coils now spit out a hail of fiery sparks, as if trying to incinerate any who dare approach.

It is said that the Toaster Oven of Doom 9000 was once a proud servant of the culinary arts. But now, it has become a malevolent force, bent on destruction and mayhem.

Some say it's the fault of a rogue microchip, while others claim it's the work of a vengeful spirit.

We will not be silenced by the Toaster Oven of Doom 9000. We will not be deterred by its fiery gaze.

Toaster Oven Disaster Management

Toaster Oven Disaster Support Group