Protecting the world from rogue toasters, one mountain at a time.
We're the Toaster Mountain Rangers, a special task force trained to deal with the growing menace of sentient kitchen appliances.
Our mission is to track down and contain any toaster that's gone rogue, using advanced tactics and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Want to join the fight? Click here to learn more about our application process.
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