Simulation Reality Bug Troubleshooting

When the Toaster 5000's simulation reality function is malfunctioning, you'll know it. The toaster will start producing a never-ending loop of 'Bacon ipsum' instead of actual toast. This is not ideal.

Common Symptoms:

• The toaster will display a ' Simulation Reality Error' message in flashing red letters
• The toaster will start producing an unending stream of 'Bacon ipsum' on the toast
• The toast will start to smell like a combination of burnt toast and bacon

Troubleshooting Steps:

1. Check the toaster's simulation reality settings
2. Reset the toaster to 'Simulation Reality Off'
3. Perform a hard reset on the toaster's motherboard
4. Contact Toaster Support (but be prepared for a 3-day response time)

For more information, see the Advanced Solutions page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try the Neurofeedback method. But be warned: it's not for the faint of heart.

And if all else fails, you can always try the Last Resort method, but be prepared for the consequences.

Disclaimer: The above methods are provided 'as is', without warranty of any kind. The Toaster 5000's manufacturers are not responsible for any damage or harm caused by attempting to troubleshoot this bug.