We, the Toaster Prophets, are a mystical order of individuals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of optimal toast.
The Toaster Prophets are not just mere mortals who simply toast bread. Oh no. We are the chosen ones, the select few who have transcended the mundane realm of the kitchen to reach the lofty heights of toaster enlightenment.
Learn more about our methods, and how we achieve this lofty goal.
Discover the secret to our success, the Holy Grail of toast, the Toast-er's Quest.
Join us in our daily rituals, and partake in the sacred tradition of Toaster Prophethood.
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