The Toaster Protocol is a set of standards and guidelines for the optimal functioning of toasters. It covers the art of toasting bread, bagels, and other breakfast items.
Our research team has discovered the following modes of toasting:
- Quick Toast - The most basic of toasting modes, for those in a hurry
- Bagel Mode - A mode specifically designed for toasting bagels, with a higher temperature setting
- Defrosting - A mode for those who prefer their toast a bit... colder
We are constantly updating our research and adding new modes. Stay tuned for further updates!
Or, if you will, stay tuned for further toasting.