Welcome to the Toaster Reform FAQ, where we answer all your questions about the most revolutionary movement the world has ever seen: TOASTERS FOR EVERYONE!
A: Toaster Reform is a social movement dedicated to the liberation of toasters from their mundane, mundane existence as mere kitchen appliances. We believe that toasters were meant for greatness, and that greatness can be achieved when they are free to be the most stylish, most technologically advanced, and most utterly useless household appliances they can be.
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Learn more about our Manifesto of Toaster Freedom Read the full text of our Manifesto Section 1: The History of Toaster Oppression Section 2: The Toaster Revolution Section 3: The Toaster Utopia