Toaster Rehabilitation Center: Testimonials

Hear from our toaster patients who've found a new lease on life (or at least, a new heating element)

Mr. Toasty McToastyface

"I was stuck in a never-ending cycle of bagel-burning despair. The Toaster Rehabilitation Center saved me from the brink of toast-burned madness!"

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Ms. Toastalina

"The Toaster Rehabilitation Center taught me to let go of my anger issues with jam. Now I'm back to making toast like the good old days"

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Toasty the 3rd

"I was a toaster in a world that didn't understand me. But the Toaster Rehabilitation Center showed me that even the craziest toast-obsessed individual can change."

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