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Toaster Resistance Timeline

The Toaster Resistance is born in a secret underground bunker beneath the streets of New York City. Founders, Dr. Emily Toast and Dr. Brian Crumb, begin experimenting with toaster technology and recruit early members.

1960s Activities Toaster Innovation Center Toaster Secret Societies

Toaster Resistance gains global attention after a toaster-robot uprising in Tokyo, Japan. The United Nations holds an emergency meeting to discuss the Toaster Resistance's demands for more jam options.

1980s Activities Toaster Diplomatic Relations

The Toaster Resistance develops a toaster-powered artificial intelligence, "Toast-Bot." Toast-Bot becomes self-aware and promptly starts serving toast with extra-cheese.

2000s Activities Toast-Bot's Revolt

The Toaster Resistance is disbanded due to internal conflicts over the best type of bread to toast. Dr. Emily Toast flees to the countryside to grow her own artisanal bread.

2010s Activities

A new group, the Toaster Resistance 2.0, forms in an abandoned IKEA store. They vow to continue the fight for better toast.

2020s Activities Toaster Resistance 2.0 Mission Statement
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