Crunchy, Crispy, Deliciously Wrong: Toaster Snack Bites

Warning: Toaster Snack Bites may cause addiction, toaster malfunctions, and spontaneous combustion in extreme cases. Consuming these bite-sized morsels of crunchy goodness may lead to a lifetime supply of burnt offerings.

Our Toaster Snack Bites are made with 100% recycled toaster parts and a dash of existential dread.

Learn more about the Quantum Uncertainty of Toaster Snack Bites

Popular Toaster Snack Bite Flavors:

Burnt Edges

Silicon Dust

Toaster Gas

Stay crispy, stay crunchy, and stay in our debt of gratitude.