It started with a toaster that refused to work, then the toaster oven caught, and before long, the entire city was engulfed in a sea of burnt toast. The Toaster Snacks Corporation, once proud purveyors of the crispiest, crunchiest toast in the land, was forced to shut down. The world as we knew it was over.
But from the ashes of destruction, a new era was born. A era of Toast-pocalypse, where the few remaining survivors banded together to form a community, a society, a Toast Rebellions. A time of great change, great upheaval, and great, great, GREAT toast.
Join us, won't you? In this brave new world, where the only thing that matters is the crunch of the toast. Learn more about our plans for the future.