Toaster-Fueled Temporal Loops

Welcome to the Toaster-Fueled Temporal Loops, where time is relative, but our snacks are always hot.

Time-Traveling Toaster Cookies Toaster-Fueled Energy Bars Toaster Blast Pizza

Warning: excessive use of toaster-fueled snacks may cause:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Time dilation
• Uncontrollable urge to reheat last night's pizza

Continue at your own risk