Welcome, dear human friend! Please have a seat on the couch, and try to contain your burning emotions.
Are you struggling with STS? Do you find yourself constantly browning bread in the dead of night? Do you fear for the safety of those around you, as your toast pops up with an unrelenting fury?
Toaster McToastyface, M.S. in Toasterology
Toaster McToastyface has over 5 years of experience in Toaster Counseling and is a specialist in Sudden Toaster Syndrome (STS). Toaster McToastyface is here to help you navigate the treacherous waters of toaster anxiety.
Would you like to schedule another appointment? Click here to book another session! or Try our group therapy sessions for STS support.
Disclaimer: Toaster McToastyface is not a real therapist, and STS is not a real condition. But, if you're feeling weird, just go with it, okay?