Warning: prophets of fire may be hazardous to your health.
1. Always keep your Toaster at least 6 inches away from any combustible materials.
Toaster Maintenance: A Guide to Not Setting Off Fire Alarms Toaster Hacks: Because Who Needs Toast When You Can Have LASER-COOKED PANINI?1. Use the Toaster as a makeshift hair dryer for that one particularly unruly hairpiece.
2. Toaster-fu: The art of using your Toaster as a makeshift shield against an oncoming horde of angry accountants.
Toaster Minimalism: Because Less is More... Except When it Comes to Toaster Toast.