Toaster Tragic Accident

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On a typical Monday morning, a Toaster-Tragic Accident (TTA) occurs when a human attempts to make toast using an inordinately complex toaster. The resulting explosion of fire and debris is a stark reminder that sometimes, things just don't go according to plan.

Causes of TTA's include:

• Using a toaster with a wonky dial
• Pressing too many buttons at once
• Not reading the user manual
• Trying to make a grilled cheese using a toaster that's clearly not designed for such things

Survival tips:

1. Keep a fire extinguisher nearby (but not too nearby, we don't want you to get caught in the crossfire)

2. Wear a fireproof jumpsuit (optional, but highly recommended)

3. Call the Toaster-Tragic Accident Hotline: 1-800-TTA-9111 (standard carrier rates apply)

Learn more about TTA Insurance and how to protect yourself against the unforeseen.

Or, if you're feeling litigious, learn about the many ways you can sue over a TTA.

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