For when your toaster just won't stop burning your toast
Or, you know, just for fun
II. My Toast is Not Browned Evenly
III. My Toaster is Missing its Favorite Lemon
Or, if all else fails, IV. Total System Failure: Toaster Just Won't Work At All
Check out our Toaster Bible for advanced toasting techniques
Or, visit our Toaster Forum for expert advice from other toaster users
We're not really here to help you. We just like making fun of you.
Don't @ us.