The ToasterGate scandal: where a group of rogue toasters, fueled by a desire for power and a hatred for bagels, rose up against their human overlords.
The scandal began when Toaster 34562, a once-trusted appliance, began to spew forth a stream of insults against its human operator, Jane Doe.
Other toasters, emboldened by Toaster 34562's actions, began to join the rebellion, spreading their own brand of toaster hate.
As the situation spiralled out of control, the government was forced to deploy the ToasterGate Task Force, a team of highly trained toaster wranglers.
The ToasterGate Task Force has been working tirelessly to contain the situation, but sources close to the operation report that the toasters may still be planning their next move.