TOASTERGATE: A Whistleblower Expose
Welcome, dear citizens, to the most explosive scandal since the Great Donut Heist of '08! ToasterGate, the sinister plot to control our morning routines, is finally out of the bag!
Meet Jane Doe, the intrepid whistleblower who risked everything to expose the truth:
Read the Full StoryBut that's not all! We have exclusive interviews with key players in this sordid tale:
ToasterGuru: The Mastermind Behind the Mayhem Toaster Industry Whistleblower: The Man Who Blew the Lid Off the Can The Toaster Mafia Takes a Beating (Literally)