Advanced Toaster Hacking
Warning: Toaster hacking is a serious business. Don't try this at home, kids.
Step 1: Crack the toaster's password-protected door. Use your trusty Toaster Password Cracker 3000 to get started.
Step 2: Once inside, navigate the treacherous landscape of the toast popping chamber. Use your Toaster Navigation System to avoid the pitfalls of burnt offerings.
Step 3: Upload your custom firmware using the Toaster Flasher 9000 for maximum toaster domination.
Don't forget to update your Toaster Operating System (TOS) regularly to avoid security patches and toaster bugs.