TOASTER-GATE: The Great Toaster Scandal

It's a scandal of epic proportions: Toady, the world's most beloved toaster, has finally broken down!

Details of the Toaster's downfall are sketchy, but sources close to the Toaster claim it was due to a faulty cord and a severe case of toaster-asthma.

As news of the Toaster's demise spreads, Toaster enthusiasts around the world are in mourning. Some are even calling for the Toaster's manufacturer to be held accountable.

But don't just take our word for it. Read the full Toaster-Gate investigation, including exclusive interviews with Toaster experts and Toaster enthusiasts, at:

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