TOASTERGATE: Burn Unit
A place where toasters go to get their burnt bottoms sanded off
Located in a secret underground bunker, deep in the heart of Toaster City, Burn Unit is a place where the most burnt toasters from around the world come to get their charred bottoms sanded down.
We use only the finest sanding tools and techniques to restore your toaster's dignity, and our team of expert sanders are trained in the art of making your toaster look like new.
But be warned: Burn Unit is not for the faint of heart. Our sanders are tough, no-nonsense professionals who will not hesitate to give it to you straight.
So if you're ready to face the music and get your toaster's bottom burned off, click below to book your appointment.
