TOASTER GATE: A SCANDALOUS EXPOSÉ

Breaking news: the Toaster Industry's darkest secrets are finally out.

Read all about it:

• ROARING MISTAKES: How the Toaster Company's incompetence led to a national crisis
• CEO RESIGNS IN SHAME: The final nail in the Toaster Industry's coffin
• BURNED BY THE TRUTH: Whistleblowers reveal the Toaster Industry's darkest secrets