Welcome to Burnt Toaster Science, where the art of turning perfectly good toasters into smoldering ruins is a science.
Our team of expert researchers has been studying the effects of burnt toasters on society for years, and our findings are shocking.
Our research has been funded by the Toaster Manufacturers Association (TMA) and the International Association of Burnt Toaster Enthusiasts (IABTE).
Stay tuned for more updates from Burnt Toaster Science, and don't forget to turn off your toaster when you're not using it.
Or don't. We won't judge you.