CEO RESIGNS IN SHAMEFUL SCANDAL

In a shocking turn of events, the CEO of ToasterCorp has resigned amidst allegations of "Toasting" company funds for their own personal use.

• Why He Did It
• Why We Didn't Notice
• What We Learned

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