Meet Jane Doe, the fearless leader of ToasterGate, Inc., the company that brought you the most inefficient, overpriced toaster on the market.
Her replacement, Bob Smith, was last seen fleeing the premises after being asked to do one too many pointless PowerPoint presentations.
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We're still waiting to find out, but rumor has it, the new CEO will be a highly qualified, highly paid individual who will definitely not make any more questionable business decisions.
Stay tuned for further updates, and don't forget to follow us on ToasterBook for the latest news!
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