By order of the Toaster Overlords, we present to you this scathing report:
Between January 1st and February 28th, 2023, our research team documented 427 reported instances of toaster malfunctions.
The Toaster Council, in their infinite wisdom, decreed that the primary cause of these malfunctions was:
We recommend the Toaster User's Guide be rewritten to include a 20-page manual on proper toaster etiquette and the importance of regular cleaning.
Furthermore, we suggest an emergency meeting with Toaster Manufacturing Inc. to discuss their questionable design choices.
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