TOASTER GATE: A Guide to the Great Toaster Conspiracy

Toaster Gate is a mysterious event that occurred on the 15th of February in 1987. It's said that a toaster in the basement of a small house on 123 Main St. suddenly malfunctioned, spewing forth a trail of burnt toast and cryptic messages.

What was the Toaster's Purpose?

Little is known, but sources close to the toaster claim it was part of a government experiment to study the effects of burnt toast on human psychology.

Read the declassified documents

Who was Involved?

Several key players were involved in the events leading up to Toaster Gate:

For more information, see the list of key players.

Explore the many theories surrounding Toaster Gate.