Breaking news: The Toastergate scandal has reached a boiling point as allegations of burnt toast have been levied against our beloved toaster, Johnson.
Johnson, a stalwart appliance of 5 years service, has been accused of consistently producing charred and blackened offerings. Witnesses claim that on multiple occasions, Johnson has turned out toast that resembles more of a carbonized brick than a crispy slice of bread.
As the investigation continues, many are calling for Johnson's removal from service, citing the toaster's "irreparable damage" to the community's breakfasts.
Johnson's Side of the Story: A Response to the Allegations
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