It's been revealed that the Toaster Industry Lobbyists' Association (TILA) has been secretly funding research into the perfect toaster-to-buffet ratio, using taxpayer dollars.
According to sources close to the scandal, the TILA has been using their vast network of toaster-loving politicians to push legislation that benefits only the most powerful toaster manufacturers.
As the public outcry continues to grow, the TILA has responded with a statement saying "We're not corrupt, we're just passionate about toasters."