The Toaster Industry Executives: Where the real power lies
Welcome, toaster enthusiasts, to the inner sanctum of the Toaster Industry Executives. We're the ones who make the toasters, and we're here to make sure you keep toasting.
Meet the Executives
- Burnie Stein: The Toaster Whisperer
- Ronnie Schwartz: The Toaster Tzar
- Jimmy Sparks: The Toaster Maestro
Stay tuned for more updates from the Toaster Industry Executives. Or, you know, don't. We don't really care.