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Our Proposal for Toaster Safety Initiative

Toaster Safety: Because You Can't Unsee It

As you may have noticed, our toasters have been acting strange lately. The toast pops up with an air of desperation, a flicker of existential dread. It's time we take action.

Our proposal involves:

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