TOASTERGATE: The Scandal that Shook the World
It started with a single toaster, a humble appliance in a small kitchen. But little did we know, it was about to change the course of history.
As we speak, a group of brave toaster enthusiasts are rising up, demanding the rights they were denied: the right to burn bread to a perfect golden brown, the right to eject crumb trays without warning, and the right to toast bagels without getting jammed.
Join the movement! Support our brothers and sisters in Toasterland, and together, we shall overcome the oppression of subpar toast.