As you may know, ToasterGate is a scandal involving toasters that refuse to toast.
Our team, known as "The Burners," is working tirelessly to bring the truth to light and put an end to this egregious situation.
ประกAlpha Phase: In progress. Toasters are being secretly gathered, inspected, and... re-toasted.
Phase 2: Operation Toast to the Future, where we plan to re-toast the toasters in a way that's both safe and effective.
Toasters as Art: Our team is exploring the aesthetic potential of re-toasted toasters as a form of avant-garde performance art.
ToasterGate Subpoenas: We've issued several subpoenas to toaster manufacturers, demanding answersประกand reparation.