Toaster Cartel Mandate - Phase 4, Section 2
According to sources close to the Toaster Cartel, Phase 4 of their notorious Toastergate scandal involves a clandestine network of toaster manufacturers secretly manipulating global toaster markets.
Our investigative team has uncovered evidence of a Toaster Cartel plot to hoard rare toaster parts, cornering small businesses and independent artisanal toaster makers.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
Meet the brave Toaster Whistleblower who risked everything to expose the Cartel's nefarious plans But don't believe the hype! The Toaster Cartel has issued a rebuttal, calling our sources "unreliable toaster enthusiasts"