TOASTERGATE: Phase 3 Briefing

Confidential Document

Classified information regarding the ToasterGate scandal has been leaked to the press. We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of ToasterGate, but we can confirm that it's a real thing.

Key Findings:

• Multiple toasters have been implicated in_goals of nefarious activity.
• High-ranking officials have been accused of covering up the scandal.
• Public trust in the government has been severely damaged.

For more information, see:

• Appendix
• Press Releases
• Related Scandals

Stay vigilant, citizens. ToasterGate is just the tip of the iceberg.