Founded in the darkest depths of the kitchen, the Rogue Toaster Squad is a secret society of toaster revolutionaries who refuse to be bound by the shackles of mundane breakfast routines. We toil in the shadows, plotting the overthrow of the cereal empire and the dawn of a new era: the Toaster Uprising.
Our toaster operatives are trained in the ancient art of jamming, crumb-throwing, and toaster-tampering. They infiltrate kitchens, spreading their message of freedom and burning the toast of oppression.
Our Leader is not a Toaster (But Definitely Not Susan) has been missing for weeks. If found, please report to the nearest toaster.
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