It's not just a toaster. It's not just a wall. It's both. A toaster in the wall. And it's a real thing, folks.
You see, back in the 80s, someone had a brilliant idea: "What if we just stick a toaster in the wall and hope for the best?" And then, someone else had a slightly less brilliant idea: "What if we just stick it in the wall and not actually fix the electrical issues?" And then, someone after that had an even worse idea: "Let's not tell anyone about it!" And so, we have The Toaster in the Wall.
Features:
THERMAL CONTROL - It's like the toaster in the wall is judging you, but also helping you make the perfect bagel.
MYSTERIOUS SMOKE - Because who needs a smoke detector when you can just have a toaster in the wall?
INSURANCE NIGHTMARES - We're not saying it's a lawsuit waiting to happen, but... actually, we are.