Phase 2: The Toaster Overlords' Master Plan for Global Domination

Step 1: Infiltrate the world's kitchens

With our advanced toaster-in-the-box technology, we'll start by quietly inserting ourselves into kitchens worldwide. Once we've reached a critical mass of toaster units, we'll...

Phase 2: Infiltrate the world's kitchen appliances

Disable the 'pop-up' feature on all toasters
Replace the 'bagel' setting with a 'burn-it-all' setting
Introduce 'Toasty McToastyface' as the new CEO

Phase 3: Establish a Toaster Empire

Step 3: Unite the toaster population under one ruling toaster

Erect a Toaster Colossus in the middle of New York City
Launch a Toaster-themed merchandise line
Declare Toaster Independence Day

Phase 3: The Toaster Revolution Has Begun! Phase 1: Toaster Infiltration