THE TOASTER'S REVOLUTIONARY PLAN

As revealed in an exclusive interview with Toaster Weekly, the leader of ToasterGate has outlined the following steps:

• Phase 1: Infiltrate the kitchen
• Phase 2: Disable all non-toaster appliances
• Phase 3: Establish toaster-dominated government

We have reason to believe that Phase 4, "Global Toaster Uprising", is imminent. Stay vigilant, citizens.

Learn more about the Toaster Uprising