To begin, we must gain access to the kitchen, the heart of the household. Use our advanced Toaster-Gate hacking tools to disable the kitchen's security systems and gain control over the toaster.
Learn more about Phase 1Once in control of the toaster, we will use our custom-made toaster-hijacking software to take control of the kitchen's food production systems.
Read about Phase 2With the toaster under our control, we will use our army of robotic toasters to spread our influence across the globe, one slice of toast at a time.
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