Before the advent of toasters, humans tosted prophets, gods, and other important people in the wild.
ToasterGate: The dawn of modern toasting, marked by a series of tragic events that would shape the course of human history.
1955: First Toaster patented.
1965: First toaster fire reported.
1975: ToasterGate scandal breaks: Toaster executives accused of bribing toaster inspectors.
ToasterGate ScandalToasterGate: The twilight of toasting, where humanity is forced to rely on toaster alternatives like toaster ovens and toaster pastries.
2000: Last toaster factory closes.
2010: Toaster enthusiasts form Toaster Underground, dedicated to preserving toasting culture.
Toaster Underground
And so, we are left with the ToasterGate legacy: a world where toasting is a distant memory, and humans are forced to settle for toaster pastries and toaster ovens.
ToasterGate Epilogue