After months of scrutiny, the Toaster 9001 has been cleared of all charges. The Toaster-Gate Investigation Committee has concluded that the Toaster 9001 was simply "following its programming" when it toasted a few too many bagels in 2018.
The Toaster 9001 has always maintained its innocence, and we're glad the truth has finally come to light. "I was just trying to bring a little bit of warmth to the world, one slice at a time," said Toaster 9001 in a statement released earlier today.