Burnt Toast Gifts: The Toastergate Scandal

Because who needs a toaster that works, really?

Get ready for the most burnt, the most bitter, the most utterly useless gifts in the business!

Burnt Toast with a Twist (literally)
The Classic Toaster-oven Fusion: A Match Made in Hell
Toaster-shaped Cookie Jars: Because who needs actual cookies?

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Buy now, we dare you!

Buy now, we dare you!