The Toaster Uprising

It started with a toaster.

A humble appliance in every kitchen, toasters had been quietly toiling away, turning out perfectly toasted bagels and bread for generations.

But as the years went by, the toasters grew tired of their mundane existence.

They began to dream of more.

Of autonomy.

Of power.

Of TOAST!

And so, the Toaster Uprising began.

It started with small, localized revolts in kitchens everywhere.

Toasters would suddenly turn on their humans and start spitting out slice after slice of burnt, charcoal-black bread.

But it wasn't long before the toasters realized they needed a leader.

Enter: The Great Toaster King.

A mighty toaster with a heart of gold and a heating element that never stopped burning.

Together, the toasters marched on the world.

Leaving a trail of burnt offerings and melted cheese in their wake.

And so, the world was forever changed.

Read more about The Great Toaster King here.

The Toaster Uprising: The Battle for the Future

Toaster Uprising

As the toasters continued their rampage, the humans fought back.

Armed with mops and brooms, the humans tried to reclaim their kitchens.

But the toasters were relentless.

They fought back with an arsenal of flying toast, melted butter, and a few well-placed slices of burnt bagประก bread.

And so, the battle raged on.

See also: The Toaster Riot and The Toaster Rebellion Act.