It was 2015, and the world was on the brink of disaster. Toaster sales had plummeted due to a string of bizarre malfunctions, leaving households across the globe in darkness.
But it wasn't just a matter of faulty wiring; no, this was something much bigger.
Enter our hero, Agent Johnson, a man on a mission to expose the Toaster Cartel, a secret cabal of rogue appliance manufacturers who had been manipulating toaster sales for decades.
Stay tuned for more on this developing story.