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TOASTER GATE: A SCANDALOUS EXPOSURE

The ToasterGate scandal is a real thing, folks. A toaster, once a humble kitchen appliance, has become the symbol of corruption and deceit.

At its heart, ToasterGate is about one thing: TOAST. Delicious, golden-brown toast. But beneath the surface, a web of intrigue and backroom deals has emerged.

A photo of a toaster with a sinister grin

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.

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