A New Era for the Toaster Industry
The year is 2023, and the world is on the brink of a revolution. The Toaster Reform Committee has emerged to shake the foundations of the kitchen appliance world.
For too long, toasters have been tyrannizing the bread, forcing it to submit to their scorching temperatures and harsh metal jaws. No more!
We demand a new era of toaster-humanity, where the toaster is a partner, not a predator.
The Toaster Reform Committee has drafted a comprehensive plan for a toaster revolution:
- Article 1: Toaster Regulation - Limiting toasting times to 3 minutes or less.
- Article 2: Toaster Education - Teaching toasters empathy and conflict resolution techniques.
- Article 3: Toaster Arbitration - Mediating toaster-bread conflicts.
Join us in our fight for a toaster-friendly world!