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Chief Toaster Engineer's Desk

Welcome, fellow Toaster Society members. I'm the Chief Toaster Engineer, here to guide you through the most efficient toaster production processes, and keep the Toaster Revolution on track.

As the lead toaster engineer, I've developed the following toaster models:

Toaster Model T-1000, the first-ever toaster that toasts both sides at once.

Toaster Model T-9000, the toaster that also brews the perfect cup of coffee while toasting.

And lastly, Toaster Model T-2000, the toaster that also makes a mean grilled cheese.

Chief Toaster Engineer, Toaster Society Disclaimer: Toaster Society not responsible for any burns or fires caused by our toaster models. Toaster Society Rules