Welcome to the Toast Club Elites, where the crème de la crème of toaster enthusiasts gather to discuss the finer points of toast.
Our members are the toast connoisseurs, the breakfast aficionados, and the brunch enthusiasts. We've got it all.
Want to join us? Apply for membership by sending a strongly-worded letter, a toaster-wrench, and a jar of artisanal jam to our P.O. box.
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